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Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She tasted what was the worst cup of coffee in her life, but because it had been made with love, she did not let on. When she finally finished her coffee she noticed that there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!
Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop
Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!!
Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac?
A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
Q: What's thick, white and comes in your burger?
A: McDonalds' staff.
Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.
Q: What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger in the bathroom?
A: I musturd!
Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.
Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that skank Wendy?
The funeral is at White Castle. I'm taking Dairy Queen.
Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: The told him the meal was on the house!
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!
Q: How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
A: Meet patty (meat patty)
Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!
Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You're dill-icious!
Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!
Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty?
A: Call it a meatball
Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
A: Pickle it gently!
Q: If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
A: At White Castle
Q: How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?
A: He throws four meatballs!
Q: How is the trans-fat free Starbucks better than before?
A: There new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
A: He was on a roll!
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