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Palm Reader

Paul was ambling through a thronged street truthful once he

decided to prevent and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious previous lady, "For fifteen bucks, I

can browse your seam and tell your romantic future."

Paul pronto in agreement and also the reader took one cross-check his

open palm and aforementioned, "I will see that you just don't have any

girlfriend."

"That's true," aforementioned Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you're extraordinarily lonely, are not you?"

"Yes," Paul dishonourably admitted. "That's wonderful. Can

you tell all of this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."

By Jokepost

PICCOLO transverse flute

A man is walking round the streets of latest House of York in the future once he spies AN previous

friend of his from faculty. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! however

have you been?"

"Well," Boris replies. "I am the transverse flute player for the International

Orchestra."

"Spectacular!" the person replies.

"It isn't what you would possibly suppose, my friend. we have a tendency to play for the king of European nation, and

he loves the music. He says 'Fill the instruments with gold!' and that they fill the

tuba with gold and that they fill the brass with gold, and Maine with the goddamn

piccolo."

"We play for the queen of France, and he or she loves the music. She says 'Fill the

instruments with silver!' and that they fill the brass with silver and that they fill the

trombone with silver, and Maine with the goddamn transverse flute."

"Then we have a tendency to play for the czar of Russia, and he hates the music. He says 'Shove the

instruments up their asses!' and also the brass does not work and also the brass does not

fit. AND Maine WITH THE GODDAMN PICCOLO!"

By Steve C

Picture

A man moves into a individualist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking

him to send her a current image. however being too embarrassed to let her grasp

that he lives in a very individualist colony, he cuts a photograph in 0.5 and sends her the highest

part.

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send an image to his

grandmother. the person cuts another image in 0.5, however accidentally sends her

the bottom 0.5. he's extremely disturbed once he realizes that he sent the incorrect

part, on the other hand remembers however dangerous his grandmother's visual sense is and hopes she

won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his granny. It says, "Thank you

for the image. amendment your hair... it makes your nose look long!"

By Steve C

PRICK

While away at a convention, AN government happened to fulfill a adult female World Health Organization was

pretty and intelligent. once he persuaded her to undress in his bedchamber, he

found out she had an outstanding body moreover. sadly, the chief found

himself unable to perform.

On his 1st night home, the chief walked from the shower into the bedchamber

to find his mate coated in a very rumpled robe, her hair curled, her face

creamed, munching candy loudly whereas she pored through a pic magazine.

Then, hastily, he felt the onset of a powerful erection.

Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, baffled son of a bitch.

Now i do know why they decision you a prick!"

By Steve C

Prisoner

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her client and asked, "Have you simply

gotten out of prison?"

"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it as a result of I needed to possess sex

from the rear?"

"Partly." She said. "But additional as a result of after we finished, you ran around before

of me, bent over, and yelled, 'YOUR TURN.'"

By Steve

Pulled Muscle

Two previous men were Sabbatum on a bench outside a home having a talk. "How are

you, Richard?" asked Saint George. "I'm not feeling too sensible these days, i am completely

exhausted," replied Richard. "I've force a muscle, and it's killing Maine." "I'm

surprised that a force muscle causes you to feel thus tired," aforementioned Saint George. Richard

yawned and aforementioned, "Well, it will if you pull it 100 times in one night."

By Steve